east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-


snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(via avenging-hobbits)



2stepsfromthemove:

my life is just sex drugs and rock’n’roll

minus the sex and the drugs

(via motherfucking-breadcrumbs)


inspired by [x]

(via avenging-hobbits)


loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

…
I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

(via motherfucking-breadcrumbs)



clintashamcu97:

Clintasha & Text Posts Part 3

(via avenging-hobbits)


landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via motherfucking-breadcrumbs)


Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…
JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via simplybookdrunk)

(via snowwxwhite)


citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

image

(via princessbootiful)


weedkinz:

I love the shining!!!!

weedkinz:

I love the shining!!!!

(via princessbootiful)



hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

(via princessbootiful)