anothercoverup:

manekikoneko:

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.

Science side is morbid tonight

(via thespiritofvangogh)



spamaohno:

bedhead game so strong you be wakin up lookin like an anime protagonist 

(via hi)


dulect:


watcha got there

dulect:

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watcha got there

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randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

(via dungeonsanddaleks)


iloveusuk-ukus:

babaybubblez:

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they yell at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

I also hate when you do this and then they tell the entire family, neighborhood, their workmates, and everyone in the entire world about it.

And they wonder why I never tell them anything anymore

(via luisewebsiteba)




If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

snxkebites:

imokay-thatswhatyouwannahear:

5secsoftroyler:

kissing—razorss:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

oh my god i’ll cry for twenty years

I’d be so happy

if I’m depressed in a couple hours, you all know why

(via gnomequeenofthegingers)


howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(via thefuuuucomics)


methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

(via princessbootiful)


trentofsky:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

(via gnomequeenofthegingers)


shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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